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Scarlett Johansson Porn Story: "Back Seat Confidential pt.1 “Chase The Ace”"

Not to be read by anyone under 18, unless you’re a hot chick. In which case my address is:
6669 NE 42nd St.
Tulsa, OK

The following is completely fictional. Any resemblance to reality is entirely coincidental. Contents of this story are merely creative license, not unlike a TV show or movie that uses real people in fictional settings and situations. However, if you do have video or pictures of events similar to the ones described below, feel free to forward them to me for closer examination. Feedback, comments, praise, criticism, death threats, nude photos, etc. can be sent to voodoojoe2000 at yahoo dot com (come on, you can assemble that into an actual e-mail address).

For personal use only. Feel free to distribute to friends, enemies, lovers, hopeful lovers, whatever, just keep my name and e-mail address on the story or I shall hunt you down and make you write the whole damn thing out by hand.

Celebs in this story are Rachel Bilson, Kate Beckinsale, and Scarlett Johansson. The codes are (MF, cons, oral, F-mast, and anal).

Author’s note: I co-opted the name and career choice of Kate Beckinsale’s real life husband, but everything else is from scratch. I don’t care how old he really is or what movies he’s made, because quite frankly having Underworld as your big achievement doesn’t qualify you to have me care. I also apologize in advance to anyone that doesn’t want to see Adam Brody having sex with Rachel, but turning him gay or impotent is too clich so I might as well let him get some.

Back Seat Confidential #1 – Chase The Ace

By voodoojoe

September, 1993:

On the first day of seventh grade, Warren Montag wanted to be anywhere else but school. It wasn’t that he disliked school, he in fact rather enjoyed it, he just didn’t want to be at this school. He’d been ripped away from his friends at his old school and plopped down into a new one without anyone even Continue reading

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Scarlett Johansson Porn Story: "The College Life – Chapter Five: Are You Experienced"

Not to be read by anyone under 18, unless you’re a hot chick.
In which case my address is:
6669 NE 42nd St.
Raleigh, NC (not really, but you can still drop by and see who lives there if you want)

The following is completely fictional. Any resemblance to reality is entirely coincidental. Contents of this story are merely creative license, not unlike a TV show or movie that uses real people in fictional settings and situations. However, if you do have video or pictures of events similar to the ones described below, feel free to forward them to me for closer examination. Feedback, comments, praise, criticism, death threats, nude photos, etc. can be sent to voodoojoe2000 at yahoo dot com.

For personal use only. Feel free to distribute to friends, enemies, lovers, hopeful lovers, whatever, just keep my name and e-mail address on the story or I shall hunt you down and make you write the whole damn thing out by hand.

With the boring shit out of the way, let’s recap. In chapter four Floyd had to suffer through April Fool’s day at the hands of the evil Michelle Trachtenberg. She got hers though when he left her handcuffed to his bed while he went to have a little fun with Marla Sokoloff and then go to work. The next day he met a pair of sisters who got a little friendly with him, and then each other. Finally, Michelle dragged Floyd to a party that Amber was also attending. When she snubbed him, he sought solace in the willing arms of Hilarie Burton and Sophia Bush.

Celebs in this story are Scarlett Johansson and Emmy Rossum. The codes are (MF, cons, oral, anal). Go fuck yourself and go read something else if you dislike those codes or want something more. Or better yet, write it yourself.

“You missed two classes and no homework. But your teacher Continue reading

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Scarlett Johansson Porn Story: "Jessica And Scarlett – parts 1-3"

“Jessica And Scarlett” Parts 1-3
Starring Jessica Simpson and Scarlett Johansson

By: Doctor Doom

codes: MF, viol, nc, rape, oral, mast, bond, spank, tort, mDom

Disclaimer: This story is nothing more than a figment of my imagination.

Being the reader of celebrity news headlines that I am, I couldn’t help but notice the short blurb on certain Internet postings about Jenna Jameson deciding to make a biographical movie about her life and career. I also couldn’t help but notice who she had in mind to play herself, namely Jessica Simpson or Scarlett Johansson. Of course, both young ladies had declined the offer for the role, but the idea of either of them acting out the life and career of one of the world’s most famous porn stars was just too much. The very idea of either of these two gorgeous young women acting as a porn star was enough for me to set devious plans in motion, and so I arranged for a meeting with just the three of us.
Being as wealthy and well connected that I am, it was no trouble at all to make sure certain people were in certain places at just the right moment so my perverted dreams could be fulfilled. And so, I was now enjoying the sight of Jessica Simpson bound to a chair unconscious. There’s no need to tell you how I arrived at such a juncture. You’re not interested in those details. You’re interested in the details that follow
The details of how I broke one of Hollywood’s brightest young stars as well as one of its most overrated to my complete and total control. Their talents in the entertainment business are of little importance, but the talents I made them aware of, the ones that were put to the use of Continue reading

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Scarlett Johansson Porn Story: "The Dominatrix Club"

Warning:This features Celebs as Dominatrixs. This Is fantasy not reality. If you can’t tell the difference or If this Istoo much for you don’t read this.

Rating:NC-17(bondage,fdomination,oral,and of course sex)

Parings:Natalie Portman/Guy,Kelly Hu/Guy,Sofia Coppola/Scarlett Johansson,Sofia Coppola/Kirsten Dunst,Carmen Electra/Christina Aguilera/Guy,Rose Mcgowan/guy,Rose Mcgowan/Kristanna Loken,Kristanna Loken/Jennifer Lopez,Famke Janssen/Anna Paquin,Kelly Hu/Kristin Kreuk,Eliza Dushku/guy,Kate Beckinsale/Keira Knightley/Guy
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The Dominatrix Club By Robbins(marvelrobbins.Yahoo.com)
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A big party Is being held. Several Celebs are In attendance. Many guys are looking at Natalie Portman. She Is turning heads with a sexy dress on. She looks so hot. Sofia Coppola,and Scarlett Johansson have been together through the party. Scarlett too turns heads In her dress. Sofia looks very good too.

Peter,twentyish,looked at Carmen Electra. She Is very hot he thought. He has the Playboy Issues she posed for so he knew she has a great body. He thought I sure wish she wasn’t married.

Ben,a English guy In his late Twenties,sees Kelly Hu at the bar. John likes Asian women. And Kelly looks very hot In a sexy dress. She crosses her legs.

Adam,about 30,got the nerve to go over to Natalie.

“Hi” Adam says. “Hi” Natalie replies,and smiles at him.

Adam thought that nice Innocent smile made Natalie Continue reading

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Sex For Drugs – Chapter 27

Title: Sex For Drugs – Chapter 27
Author: Kash the Priest
Celeb: Elisha Cuthbert, Scarlett Johansson
Codes: Cons, MF, oral, feet fetish, FF, MFF, anal
Disclaimer: This should not be read by anyone under 18 and is a work of fiction and not a representation of any celebs mentioned, just something concocted from the figment of my imagination

Author’s note: This was initially just a Scarlett Johansson story, ending after the first male climax. I wanted to do a Elisha and Scarlett story seeing as though they are the two actress’ I’d most like to fuck, but I didn’t want to start another chapter of SFD and start from the beginning with the two of them so I just added Elisha in to the mix. Scarlett’s individual effort is mainly feet fetish, the lesbian and anal action kicks in once Elisha comes into it, obviously.

So let me know what you guys think by leaving feedback on the message boards or e-mail me directly at kash_the_pr1est@yahoo.com. Let me know if this was any good and if you’d like to see more stories like this in the future. If you thought it sucked again let me know, how else will I know not to write something like this again if you don’t make your opinions heard?

“What do you mean you can’t make it!” I said my voice going a little louder than I intended as I limped in with my cane.

“The whole point of this was for us to spend some time together, the thing’s already been paid for…. OK.” I hung up my cell phone and sat down on a chair in the waiting room next to a blonde.

“Been stood up?” The woman asked me. I was gonna tell her it’s none of her business, but when I looked up at her face I recognised her instantly. She was Scarlett Johansson.

“Yeah.” I replied. “I was suppose to meet my fiancй here but she’s got an audition.”

“So how comes you’re still here?” Scarlett asked.

“It’s already paid for and they ne Continue reading

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